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Checkup [Apr. 20th, 2007|05:35 am]
Voreaphiles Anonymous

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Well, it's been quite some time since I set up shop here on LJ. Let's hear from our members!

Did you all manage to restrain yourselves over the holidays? What about Easter? Dipping real bunnies in chocolate does not make eating them any sweeter for the families they leave behind. One might argue that it's then better to eat their families too, but... Well, I'm sure there's a problem in there somewhere.

I will admit I fell off the wagon around February. I was sick with a bad cold, but a nice skunkette who lives in my apartment complex brought me some soup, after getting 'tired of hearing you sneeze through the wall.' She was really neat, and we ended up watching a movie together. When she fell asleep...gods, I just couldn't help it. We were so warm and cozily ensconced, that she didn't wake until her hips had just slid past my tonsils. It was then that she let loose with her spray, and I gotta tell you...that's SPICY stuff! It took all of my willpower to swallow again, furry thighs and calves slithering down my desperately-rippling gullet, to send her plummeting into my gut.

No amount of Altoids rid my mouth of that reek though... It stuck around for weeks, jabbing me in the nose over and over, never letting me forget the awful thing I'd done. Next time I'll-- Er, next time someone extends the hand of friendship to me, I will not give them a burial in my well-padded belly in return.

We all make mistakes, and we must never despair, but learn from them.

Don't forget, there's a meeting this coming May in Columbus Ohio. Contact the office for details, and submit your nutrition information along with your application forms so we can have badges made up. I hope to see you all there!
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[User Picture]From: enjoystheshow
2007-04-25 05:22 pm (UTC)
Glad to hear from you.
I.... also had a set back. :/

It started out innocently enough. I had met a nice dog antro. He was so cute! I...I just want to make him feel good. (I am terribly orally fixated) and well....*blush* one thing led to another. And what was supposed to be a mutual enjoyable act because something.....more.
Once I got a taste of him...well....my hunger for more tired. And to be honest his trashing and struggling didn't help...it just set off something in me. And before I knew it..I was forcing him deep in to my throat!
I would like to say that I fought to stop, but....I didn't. I was only thinking with my stomach. I only wanted one thing....ALL of him! Evey delicious bit.....mmmmm *licks lips and rubs belly*
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