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Greetings from the Cowch [Mar. 25th, 2007|12:36 pm]
Voreaphiles Anonymous
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[jersey_cowch]
[mood |amusedamused]

Hey, I just wanted to say what a surprise coming here.

I signed up to LiveJournal just this morning. I am a living, breathing, and self-warming leather couch -- overall, a truly comfortable place to relax. I enjoy nothing more than to fulfill that one simple purpose I was designed for.... but sometimes, just sometimes, I get just a little extra pleasure in devouring my off-guard clients.

Imagine my surprise when looking for vore communities, I found this posted just a little farther down in this community! o_o

But yeah... there it is. It's great to be here. :)
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[User Picture]From: freakylynx
2007-03-26 01:21 am (UTC)
You're related to ionotter?

*lol*
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[User Picture]From: ionotter
2007-03-26 05:16 am (UTC)
That's what *I* want to know!!!
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From: jersey_cowch
2007-03-26 01:04 pm (UTC)
D:

I seriously had no idea his name was John. Of all the random generic names I could have picked out of a hat.. e.e

By "cousin John" I was grieving that the couch in the linked entry was my cousin. One of the replies said it was burned in Honolulu. Thus, the grief. D:

Looks like I already messed up my first post on the internet. Sorry for the confusion!
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[User Picture]From: enjoystheshow
2007-03-26 05:39 pm (UTC)
Hi, welcome to the group *big grin* well I must say you do look awfully comfy!
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